So its going to be Colts vs. Saints in Super Bowl XLIV. Manning vs. Brees. Two of the greatest quarterbacks ever will meet in two weeks for what promises to be a game in which the Miami air will be filled with footballs. For those of you who thought that this was going to be my prediction on who is going to win the Super Bowl I will indulge you. I believe that the team which scores more points than the other team will ultimately find themselves heading to the real grand-prize: a trip to Disney World! And now for the real reason for this blog:
What does this quarterback battle really mean? Well, I will tell you what it means and it doesn't involve anyone playing on February 7th either. It means that we will have to endure another late Winter/Spring/Summer of Brett Favre's retirement drama. You think "Jersey Shore" is good television you just watch the NFL Network after the NFL Draft. Brett "The Gunslinger" Favre will take up a good 45% of all NFL coverage in the dead period between College Payday (NFL Draft) and the opening of Summer Camp. Maybe it won't happen. Maybe he will make his decision known early and stick with it. I just don't see that happening though. Brett Favre loves media attention more than Paul "DJ Pauly D" DelVecchio loves hair product and I can assure you that Favre spends more than 25 minutes preparing for every Wrangler Jean ad.
Have you ever let clothes sit in the washer after you wash them? (I promise this is an asinine tangent) You don't intend on leaving them there but you get caught up in re-watching "The Office" Season 5 on Netflix and you just forget about them until you need clean tube socks. So when you do remember to transfer them to the dryer (while wearing dirty tube socks) they've dried out partly and because the spin-cycle on the washer has plastered them against the side of the tank they've kinda gotten wrinkled. If you hadn't forgotten them they would have gone in the dryer as soon as they were done washing and then no wrinkles. Wrinkled tube socks < style="font-style: italic;">Voila, no wrinkles.
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